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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}

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{"fact":"Cats prefer to remain non-confrontational. They will not fight to show dominance, but rather to stake their territory. Cats will actually go to extremes to avoid one another in order to prevent a possible confrontation.","length":219}

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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}

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{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}

{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}

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