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{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}

{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}

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{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}

{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}